February 2012
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blo0dfeast:
Andrej Pejic Speaking Serbian.
I...
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falsettocat:
nigga
the fuck you say
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
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fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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Sometimes I get out of bed and wonder why I even bother because the people in my dreams are cuter hotter and less annoying.
However they also exist significantly less so.
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christianmingle:
disabledporn:
there is this thing called bourqinis its like swim wear bourqas
when i was in Tioman a lady went into the sea in full burqa gear and she kind of looked like a sort of stingray
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
The US.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
anchorsinastorm:
it feels weird following people who don’t follow me i don’t like it it’s like being that person who tries to get involved in a conversation but can’t because you’re not being spoken to
Watchblaggot:
and here we have live footage of a gay in it’s natural habitat
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isangelical:
Remember when Bill-
You know what I’m not even gonna finish that.
same
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Someone on my Facebook just posted a link and told us to “czech this out” and my brain just went on autopilot like douche alert douche alert and I promptly closed the tab.